So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…
this is my 20 year old cat who is the sweetest thing all she wants to do is eat and sleep its amazing
I LOVE YOUR CAT FORREST she looks so young i dont think she ages how is she 20
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
send me a ‘hi’ and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to you as a poem.
Photo by: Adam Elmakias
erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power